New year 2018 funny jokes shayari greetings wishes for friends

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Hello Friends New year 2018 coming, so now its time to wishing everyone on this occassion. Happy New Year is celebrated on 1st Jan of every year.People are most attracted by the new year funny jokes  shayari and messages which they like to make and deliver and also share at the various events and festivals with their closed ones and friends. So by keeping your choice we are providing here the collections of Happy New Year Funny Jokes Shayari Messages and Wishes which you can send and share with your loved and close ones via social networking like whatsapp, facebook, twitter, pinterest and instagram and make them feel special.

New Year 2018 Funny Jokes


“We will open the book,
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity and 
Its first chapter is New Years Day.”


“What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking.

“What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous” 

“Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.”



“Oh My Dear, Forget Ur Fear,
Let All Ur Dreams Be Clear, 
Never Put Tear, Please Hear, 
I Want to Tell One Thing in ur Ear 
Wishing u a Very “Happy New Year… “


“Renewal Of Friendship Contract 2018 
After Serious And Cautious Consideration, 
Your Contract Has Been Renewed For The Year 2018.
So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year. 
Take care of Me and Miss me. 
Because, It’s Impossible To Find A Friend 
Who is 
95% Ideal
96% Smart
97% Kind
98% True
99% TALENTED
and
100% Lovable
So,
Don’t lose Whom U Never Want To Lose.
Wish you a Very Happy New Year “



“On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.” 

“To kick start my New Year: 
I took an IQ test and the results were negative. 

I resolve... I resolve 2... 
I resolve 2, uh... 
I resolve 2, uh, get my, er...
I resolve 2, uh, get my, er, 
off-line work theone, to!”




Happy New Year Shayari 2018


"Bhul Jao bite huye kal ko,

Dil me basalo aane wale kal ko,

Muskurao chahe jo bhi ho pal,

Khushiya leker ayega aane wala kal,

Happy New Year 2018."


"Gujre waqt ka andhera,

Mita dete ho har saal,

Nayi ummeedein,

Naye armaan,

Sabke dilo mein,

Jaga dete ho har saal."


"Aap se milne ka maan kar raha hai Maan ko samjaya to dil keh
 raha hai,

Dil ko bataya to ankhe ro padi Unhe chup kar diya to,

saanse bol padi Happy New year 2018 my dear."





Happy New Year 2018

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